I Has Problems

I'm sensing a disturbance in the element of water today ...

Ten minutes before class, I was icing my bruised forearm. Suddenly, I noticed that the ice bag was leaking and had left a volleyball sized wet patch on the front of my jeans. So I threw on a new pair and left the house.

I dropped off C at the sitter's, I arrive at the dojo, and discover that my entire bag is soaking wet. Because my water bottle -- though it was tightly closed -- somehow leaked anyway and soaked my uniform through and through.

So I went in and bought another uniform. (I really did need another one anyway.) Except they didn't have pants in my size! So I ended up borrowing a friend's, who conveniently shares my size and had brought an extra clean one in.

(And then I fell off an icy ledge! But my fall was broken by a wolf! And then the wolf attacked, but luckily, I had a pistol hidden in my coiffure!)

I can't wait to see what happens next.